If Alanis Morrisette Sang About Knitting

I've had the link to the Alanis Morrissette Lyric Generator for quite some time. I thought I'd share what it can do when you put knitting terms in. Hee hee. So, without further ado, what it would sound like if Alanis sang about knitting: "Why" Stitches, Stripes, Cables Why God, Why? Stripes, Ribs, Seaming Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Green horror? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Seaming Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Needles, Stitches, Patterns Why God, Why? Seaming, Patterns, Cables Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Green disaster that is my life? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Seaming Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Green misery? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Seaming Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why?